Miranda Kerr Is in Labor

Reports are coming in that Orlando Bloom’s wife, Miranda Kerr, has gone into labor in LA. According to The Daily Telegraph (via Contact Music), Kerr went into labor today.

“We did get a text on Boxing Day (26Dec10) saying she had gone into labour but it was false alarm but I can confirm she did go into labour early this morning. I have been trying to get in touch with (Kerr’s parents) but everyone’s phones are going to message bank.” [Ed. note: *Snicker* “labour”, “message bank”]

Finally, that alien will be expelled from Miranda’s womb and onto the cover of either PEOPLE or OK! Magazine. I was worried. For a second there, I thought I would have to beat it out of her per the time limit set on supermodel pregnancies as decided during the Geneva Convention.