The Great Wall of Lohan

Samantha Ronson was visibly upset when she found out Lindsay Lohan was moving out of rehab and right next door to her. Asked for comment, Ronson just said, “Dude, I”m way too pissed off right now.”

A source claims Lindsay had no idea that the house she rents was next door to Sam’s and that she’s been eyeing the area even before Sam moved in.

Naturally, to prove she’s not a crazy stalker, Lindsay is going to build a giant privacy fence between the properties as a peace offering so neither of them can see into the other person’s home.

That’s a great idea. If only this plan wasn’t defeated by simply walking outside and looking into Sam’s house from the street, it would make a lot of sense. But that’s Lindsay for you. Always coming up with a scheme to seem less insane but which makes her seem more so. She’s like the Wile E. Coyote of Los Angeles.

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