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Vanilla Ice’s Kangaroo Will Hump Anything

Vanilla Ice is one of the contestants on Dancing on Ice and Metro interviewed him. No one really wants to hear what Vanilla Ice has to say so let’s just skip to the good part where they asked him the name of his pet kangaroo.

Bucky Buckaroo. He’s a great guy. I’ve had him since he was a baby and now he’s 5ft 10in. He’s spoiled rotten – he has his own enclosure and a female pot-bellied pig in there who is his lover. Kangaroos will hump anything. I think the pig likes it. There’s also a goat in there who he grew up with but they’re just friends.

How did that goat land in the dreaded friend zone? Maybe he lacks self-confidence. He should go to one of those pick up artist seminars.

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bangay
bangay
9 years ago

The finger tats refer to his butt hole.

The Blemish
9 years ago
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Great, now I have this chilling image of Vanilla Ice’s butt hole stuck in my head

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