Christina Aguilera Might Have PTSD

Reportedly still shaken up from accidentally using the American flag to wipe her ass with at the Super Bowl (that’s what happened right, because with all this commotion that’s what sounds like happened), Christina Aguilera is praying she doesn’t flub the lyrics again at the Grammy Awards this Sunday night. An incredible achievement considering this time her lines will be fed to her with a teleprompter. From Popeater:

“This is a huge night for Christina so she’s leaving nothing to chance,” an insider tells me. “All the lyrics to her number will be in a TelePrompter at the event so it will be almost impossible for her to mess up again.”

“You would be a fool to count Christina out,” a friend of the singer’s tells me. “She has been down before and always found her way back. Sure, she’s going through a lot and yes she is terrified, but mark my words, on Sunday when she opens the Grammys, no one will be talking about the Super Bowl anymore. This girl is in the to win it.”

Ronn D. Torossian, president and CEO of 5W Public Relations said.

“Christina will recover, this was a mistake, not blatant disrespect. While this was a very high profile flub, in the annals of her career this will be seen as a footnote and not as the headline. This too shall pass, and she will absolutely recover.”

Ronn added, “what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” and “if you build it, they will come,” but then quickly hung up because that last line was totally from Field of Dreams and not the self-help books he’s been memorizing lines from. So embarrassing!

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