Emma Watson hit up a Pre-BAFTA party over the weekend in a blue dress with a plunging neckline when her nipple tape sang “forget you” and left. At that exact moment, cameras flashed so now we have Emma Watson nipple. It was glorious. I think I heard angels sing. She also flashed her panties again. Although this would have been much hotter if she had her long hair. Now it just looks like I’m whacking off to Carey Mulligan.
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