Emmy Rossum Describes How to Prevent Penetration

At first I was really excited because I thought this was Emmy Rossum describing penetration but I must have been blinded by joy because this is the complete opposite of that. Curses!

Emmy Rossum stars in Shameless which evidently has tons of sex scenes and when you have that many, you apparently run the risk of accidental penetration or as I’d like to call it, surprise sex, so Emmy needs a way to prevent that from happening. Luckily, there’s an app for that.

Rossum appeared on “Chelsea Lately” on Monday night, and the host, Chelsea Handler, couldn’t help but ask just how she avoids turning a steamy cable sex scene into something more — or, as she not so delicately put it, how she avoids penetration.

“We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the ‘vag pad,’ it’s kind of a little triangular panty liner that you stick to you…”

Of course, given that it’s an active, “slippery situation,” sometimes, more than the pad is needed. She explains that in the video.

“It doesn’t make sense that the character would wear a bra and care at all about what she looks like when she’s having sex,” she said. “Sex is meant to feel good, and she wants to feel good. Her life is so shitty in so many ways. Some people use alcohol, some people use gambling–and some people use sex.”

Being so close to having sex with Emmy must make the guys so sexually frustrated by the time the scene ends. They probably go back to their dressing room and whack off so hard that they put a hole through the wall with their ejaculate.