Halle Berry Is a Jealous B*tch

First came Halle Berry’s side claiming Gabriel Aubry is a racist baby abuser. Not in those exact words, but, you know, page hits. Now it’s Gabriel’s side’s turn to sling mud at Halle.

A source close to Aubry says he plans to take the high road and use the ammo he has to present his case at family court where details will be kept private. Of course, that didn’t stop the source from alluding to what Gabriel has. They say he has emails, texts and voicemails from Halle where she’s flying into angry and jealous rages.

“I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won’t, he said he’s going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment,” the source told

“I know it sounds like I’m painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.”

“She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year.

“She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names – it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: ‘see what I have to deal with?!’

“I really felt for the guy – I mean, he hadn’t done anything wrong….just gone on a date!

“He could totally do a number on her if he chose to – but he’s a nice guy at the end of the day and unlike Halle, Gabe’s not concerned with the public believing he is the ‘wronged one’ and with controlling his image – he is concerned with his daughter and her welfare.

“Perhaps if Halle spent more time truly worrying about that and less time worrying about how she’s being portrayed in the press the situation would be better and easier for all concerned.”

So, is Gabriel a money hungry, racist, unfit parent or is Halle a vindictive, jealous, over-controlling bitch? The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle. The very, very sexy middle of this Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody battle sandwich. Rawr.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
10 years ago

lol. this is hilarious. halle berry jealous! and just how does one get tapes of an intimate argument that wasn’t planned? dude, be the better man, get the hint, and leave.

10 years ago

This is ridiculous.. Halle Berry jealous??? She was fine all by herself. She doesn’t need him in her life and was entirely in the right set of mind to be angry at him for going on dates with other women. If that is acceptable when you have a commitment to someone as well as a child back at home then you need to refer back to the year 2011!!!!! Women do not live beneath their men any more, they have the right to be respected. Switch their positions in the matter and realize that he would be just as upset… Read more »

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