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Kate Moss Started Slapping Her Face With a Dildo

A drunk Kate Moss stumbled into a sex shop, fell over twice, squirted lube all over the floor and start slapping the side of her face with a dildo all before simulating oral sex with it. Sounds like a Tuesday. Take it away, News of the World:

BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous X-rated visit to a saucy Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling at the top of her voice: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”

An onlooker told us: “She was totally trolleyed and collapsed on the floor after looking at a popper called Rush which was opened in the shop. Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”

True story. One time one of my friends slapped another one of my friends in the face with a 9 inch dildo and he held his jaw in pain so it’s impressive that Kate Moss could take that many shots to the face without so much as a whimper. The only people I thought capable of that was gay Superman and Paris Hilton.

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BigCocksRock
BigCocksRock
9 years ago

lol So she knows how to handle peen, super fantastik! Her hair looks blonder in those pics. She def doesn’t have her model figure anymore looks way fatter. Oh well.

Rupert Giles
Rupert Giles
9 years ago

What the hell happened to her face? She doesn’t look anything like her old self. Wow.

That’s what hard living will do to you.

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