Lindsay Lohan Is Done With Court

Lindsay Lohan showed up to her hearing today at 1:30 PM, plead not guilty, left an hour later and was remanded into custody. Bail was set at $20,000 and the judge threatened, “If you violate the law, I will remand you and there will be no bail.”

During court, Judge Keith Schwartz said, “You’re no different than anyone else … don’t push your luck.” Schwartz also added that “things will be different” this time because it’s a felony charge. Hahahaha, that’s a good one. This is still LA, right? This guy. He’s too funny! Didn’t he get the memo? It’s not LA unless a celebrity can make a mockery of the justice system.