Sources say the plea deal Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers offered Lindsay Lohan was six months in jail. TMZ reported that Lindsay didn’t want to plea out because she didn’t want jail time. Now TMZ says, while she’s resistant, Lindsay will eventually accept the plea.
But here’s why we’re almost positive Lindsay will eventually cop a plea. She is going to jail no matter what.
The judge ruled Lindsay’s preliminary hearing and probation violation case will be heard at the same time. At the end of the preliminary hearing, if the judge feels it’s more likely than not that she stole the necklace, Lindsay will be thrown in jail immediately while she awaits trial on the grand theft case.
So even if Lindsay is ultimately found not guilty at trial, she’ll still be in jail for the probation violation.
Short story … it’s likely Holley will plead guilty or no contest on behalf of her client, and then hope the judge gives Lindsay less than 6 months.
The keyword here is jail. Of course it’ll be less than 6 months. When has a celebrity whose name isn’t Nick Hogan ever spent more than a month in jail. She’ll be out in a week and the sheriff might even pop out half-naked from a cake during her going away party. Only for good behavior though. He doesn’t do that sh*t for just anyone.
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