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O.J. Wasn’t Beaten in Prison

Contrary to previous reports, O.J. Simpson wasn’t beaten unconscious by an enraged white supremacist.

In fact, when guards pulled Simpson out of his cell to tell him about the rumors, he “laughed his ass off.” An official rep for the prison tells TMZ, there have been “no incidents regarding O.J. in any shape or form.”

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer but maybe you can still take solace in the fact that his prison food is only marginally better than your regular food.

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broham
broham
13 years ago

Attention Skinheads in OJ’s prison…put this on your “to do” list.

alf
alf
13 years ago

How did inmate’s manage to kill Dahmer years ago? This murderer has done worse by killing the mother of his children. What a selfish brutal demon; he deserves near capitation the same way Nicole and Ron were butchered.

bigbiggityben
bigbiggityben
13 years ago

Again, the National Enquirer leads America to the brink of its destruction closer to racial warfare. We won’t be satisfied until we turn America into another Serbia-Bosnia-Croatia. Instead of immediately contacting Simpsons family to allow a thorough examination of these Enquirer allegations they fill the airwaves with Enquirer nonsense as they did in 1995 during the so called “trial of the century”. Now this, with its suspicious timing, right at the time that a new, 530 page book, by one of Simpson’s designated investigative OMIG team members publishes through amazon books and amazon/kindle “Pursuit of Exhibit 35 in the OJ… Read more »