Rihanna Has Been Sexting Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell is a name no one has heard in a while. Mostly because he’s stayed out of the spotlight by not being public about banging supermodels but also mostly because he hasn’t been in a mainstream movie for a while. One person who doesn’t care about that, however, is Rihanna who would still love to nail him.

Rihanna and Colin met on Graham Norton’s talk show before Christmas. They exchanged numbers and Rihanna’s been flirting with him over text. From The Sun,

“Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?”

I saw footage of Mr Norton’s show when they originally met. Early on Colin complimented her on her dress, which left only her “limbs” on show. He added: “They are very nice limbs. There’s probably a reason I mentioned them, I had to get them off my mind.”

Rihanna then talked about getting a wax treatment, leaving Colin wide-eyed with excitement.

Not sure how describing a girl you don’t know spreading hot wax over your crotch and then un-apologetically tearing the hair off can be sexy but whatever. Rihanna could describe an STD she got one time and how it burned and gave her a rash and I’d just sit there hiding my boner going, “yes… tell me more.”