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Selma Blair’s Dog Died

Friend: Hey, Selma. Why so sad? Your dog die or something?
Selma Blair: *Breaks down in tears*

Fame says Selma Blair met a friend outside a restaurant in LA and got “very hormonal” that her “one-eyed dog Wink passed away earlier this morning.” Not to make light of this.. wait, I already did, huh? Well, not to make light of this any more but “Wink?” That’s like naming your kid with an iron lung, “Huffy.” That dog probably died from embarrassment.

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Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

So she’s emotionally vulnerable? Time to make my moves.

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