The 83rd Annual Academy Awards

Gosh, the Oscars were boring, huh? Anne Hathaway and James Franco bombed and it seemed like James checked out before it even began. Then a dead Bob Hope managed to upstage both of them. I hate when dead people make me look bad so I can’t imagine how they both felt.

On the bright side, a lot of celebrities wore their finest and not so finest dresses for the evening. This is pretty much like prom without the pressure to sleep with your date. I mean, a girl thinks she can rent a guy a limo and get a hotel and I’d he’d just give it up like that? Nuh uh, sweety. You got to put a ring on it.

Anyway, here are your celebrities on the Oscar red carpet before they all went inside to pat each other on the back.

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