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The Black Eyed Peas Sucked

If any of you missed the Black Eyed Peas’ Super Bowl halftime show, consider yourself lucky. But if you missed it and really want to know what it feels like to sit through a lackluster performance of every one of their singles since the dawn of time, the video is below.

It features appearances from Slash, who stood there and played the same song he’s been playing for 50 years, and Usher, who sang two words and did the splits. Also included was an LED orgy and a broken ‘V’ when they tried to spell ‘Love’.

In related news, ESPN polled people on what grade they would give the Black Eyed Peas for their halftime performance. The results may surprise you. Hint: Everyone gave them an F and F didn’t stand for “Fun” or “Fantastic”.

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Josh

The half-time show sucked ass

broham
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Fergie can’t sing worth a shit! WTF? They must do a lot of post-production work on her vocals.

Karb
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Karb

I thought it was terrible!

Yes
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Yes

Wow I thought The Who were bad, but compared to BEP they were 10x better. Maybe this will teach us all that rock should be used at half-time shows, not some sub-par mediocre hip-hop band that use computers. That’s sweet karma for you.

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I could not believe the mind-numbingly dull downer of musical mediocrity and garish, tasteless crapola costumes the BEPs put on. Wow.

Lucio Dias Ribeiro
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I’m not a huge fan of Black Eyed Peas but, well, the day you guys have 10 number 1 hits and over 29 million records worldwide (plus over 30-million digital tracks) you can say they sing worth a shit

jizzy
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jizzy

Autotune.

ShonneGreen
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ShonneGreen

i thought it was pretty good

J-MaNN
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J-MaNN

Slash is 45 years old, and he first piced up a guitar at age 14, so how can he have played the same song for 50 years?? do some research you inbreeds, im not watching the video if it features the whack eyed peas, but im guessing its one of guns n roses tracks, which mostly appeared in the 80’s, the music of Slash and the rest of Gn’R was legendary back in the day, and its still making an impact to this day, Slash actually has talent, he is one of the best guitarists to have ever walked this… Read more »

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