Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ Brazil doing what she does best. Look hot in a bikini. The entire article was talking about me and how she loves me more than her baby. See? It’s right there in that second paragraph. Aw, what do you know? You don’t speak Portuguese.
Alessandra also uploaded a new video to her website of her swinging around on a really modern-style sex swing. At least that’s what I think it is.
Hot but semi retarded
I guess you can be the most beautiful woman on the planet and be retarded. She must have had some voice lessons…in a 2 or 3 year old interview she sounded like a canary being strangled.