Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger Split

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Lemony Snicket broke up with Bradley Cooper because he was an infidel. I mean because of his infidelity. Star magazine claims Bradley Cooper was having affairs with Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel during his relationship with Renee Zellweger and that there is photographic evidence. Quick, someone call the pixel police.

One of the pictures shows the actor leaving a hotel minutes apart from one of the beauties and an eyewitness told Star they looked “flustered and unkempt.”

Reps for the couple didn’t comment, but an insider tells Star, “Bradley has been looking for a way out of this relationship for months.”

Not like the guy couldn’t have been banging another chick from the same hotel. Maybe it was a coincidence. Maybe he was just up there eating ice cream, talking about PMS and cramping and giving each other mani-pedis. Let me ask you this, did his hands look real nice and soft when he left? Uh, oh yea. Of course that’s related to what I just said. Heh heh. Why would you think otherwise?

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11 years ago

He wants to be so guy next door but heres why he can’t

1.Hes a rich brat from philly who never struggled
2.could easily act as Nate Berkus top
3.Cheated on whats that smell face Renee Z
4. Lies about Bill Clinton cameo
5. Zack is the real star

11 years ago

Bradley Cooper aka emu face is on his climb to the top.Renee was his 2nd stepping stone. It will be interesting who he uses for a ladder next, in the realms of Hollywood “knowns”. He’s a phony.

11 years ago
Reply to  jo

Everybody uses everyone else in Hollywood.

Renee Z.’s career is heading down, having peaked years ago with Bridget Jones and Chicago.

Meanwhile, Bradley Cooper’s on his way up, having made The Hangover, ermm..A-Team and now Limitless.

If Bradley was using Renee to get some fame, Renee was also using Bradley to stay in the limelight.

11 years ago

I don’t get the Lemony Snicket joke…I’m quite confused

The Blemish
11 years ago
Reply to  Mark

I meant to call her lemon face but for some reason that came out.

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