Charlie Sheen Got His Twins Back for a Second

A tentative agreement reached by Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller in their custody deal is off the table. Sources say it’s because Charlie can’t stop making everything public. Yesterday, Charlie tweeted, “not sure what all the legal noise is about… just verbally reached a deal with B. no court mon. yay…. ..yet the opposition felt it necessary to still harass me with old gibberish…. odd? perhaps. transparent? you betcha’!”

In addition, the verbal agreement, according to Charlie, would have restored the custody agreement they agreed to in the divorce but TMZ says that’s not quite true. TMZ alleges the new deal would have required a monitor to be present when Charlie had the twins. However, now that the deal is no longer an option, Charlie will most likely go to court on Monday.

Being Charlie Sheen’s kid would be fun. You get to brag to your friends you have a porn star mom and no bullies would mess with you because your dad is insane and would probably smash them with his fire breathing fists and force them to take a drug he invented called Charlie Sheen which would melt their faces off causing their parents to weep over their exploded bodies. Not only that, you’d always get picked for sports because everyone assumes you’re always WINNING.

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