Chris Brown Has Forgiven Himself

In an interview with Page Six Magazine via Us, Chris Brown calls the Rihanna incident where he punched her in the face a bunch of times a “mishap.” He also says he’s done apologizing because he’s no fool.

“People are always gonna talk. But I’m in a positive place. I consider myself a grown-ass man,” says the star, whose new album F.A.M.E. stands for “Forgiving All My Enemies.”

That positive place is a little smaller pile of cash.

Speaking of forgiveness, Brown says he’s done apologizing for the brutal Rihanna attack. “At the end of the day,” muses the “Forever” singer, “if I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.”

Yea, only an idiot would keep apologizing for punching Rihanna in the face 100 times. A real man would tell people, “Well, at least I don’t have to tell her twice.”

A judge recently downgraded a restraining order barring contact between Brown and Rihanna, 23. (Brown is serving five years probation for the crime, and completed court-mandated domestic violence classes plus 180 hours of hard labor last year.)

In the wake of that shocking scandal, Brown says “a handful of people stuck by me,” including fellow musicians Pitbull and producer Pharrell Williams.

Hmmm, I wonder why. Is it because Pitbull also likes punching people?

Still, he complains that many folks “turn[ed] away. They don’t want to get involved with it because they don’t want their name attached to anything negative. Unknowingly, they kind of show their true colors when they do that.”

He’s right. Traitors. If so called friends don’t stick by you after you give a girl multiple contusions, bruising, black eyes and a split lip, they’re not really your friends anyway. That’s what my dad always told me.

“You can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.”

Just a mishap. Like spilled milk. And no one cries over spilled milk. What are you? A pussy?

“The last two years, everybody dissed me,” Brown says. “But my fans were so dedicated. The way I look at it is, you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.”

That’s true but another way to prove to people you’re an angry person is to punch your girlfriend in the face multiple times sending her to the hospital. That always does the trick.

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10 years ago

He’s still a n****r!!! Ahahahahahahahahhhahahaahahhaahhahahahhahahah!!!!

10 years ago

“Hell yeah” he said after figuring out he can suck his own dick.

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