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Emmanuelle Chriqui Gets Dressed Up, Jessica Biel Is Single and Lindsay Lohan Is Amused

So Emmanuelle Chriqui walks into the launch of Vegas Magazine’s Spring Fashion issue… Does anyone know how the rest of this joke goes? I could only memorize it up to there.

  • It’s Jessica Biel’s single face. [Lainey]
  • The Miami Dream Team wifeys pose for Haiti. [Bossip]
  • Lindsay Lohan says a photo agency got punked when they thought she got pulled over by cops. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Miley Cyrus, who’s 18, got wasted at the Chateau Marmont. LA is pretty awesome because over there the legal age for drinking is just a suggestion. [The Superficial]
  • Kendra Wilkinson has a strategy for winning Dancing With the Stars. It seems a little more complicated than mine which is don’t lose. [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s your future princess. In a bikini. On a yacht. [GCeleb]
  • OUT Mag reminds everyone that Madonna once used to not be insufferable. [Celebitchy]
  • The Beckhams revealed that they’re having a baby girl. Finally. [Yeeeah]
  • Kim Kardashian goes back to the 20’s. [EvilBeet]
  • Alicia Silverstone is pregnant. That or she’s gone to hell. [MoeJackson]
  • Brooke Burke has the rare ability to stay hot forever. [Egotastic]
  • Daphne Guinness never called Posh an “ugly pig”.  Ugly cow, maybe. But ugly pig? Never. [Dlisted]
  • Jordan needs to shave her pits for real. [SOW]