So Emmanuelle Chriqui walks into the launch of Vegas Magazine’s Spring Fashion issue… Does anyone know how the rest of this joke goes? I could only memorize it up to there.

  • It’s Jessica Biel’s single face. [Lainey]
  • The Miami Dream Team wifeys pose for Haiti. [Bossip]
  • Lindsay Lohan says a photo agency got punked when they thought she got pulled over by cops. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Miley Cyrus, who’s 18, got wasted at the Chateau Marmont. LA is pretty awesome because over there the legal age for drinking is just a suggestion. [The Superficial]
  • Kendra Wilkinson has a strategy for winning Dancing With the Stars. It seems a little more complicated than mine which is don’t lose. [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s your future princess. In a bikini. On a yacht. [GCeleb]
  • OUT Mag reminds everyone that Madonna once used to not be insufferable. [Celebitchy]
  • The Beckhams revealed that they’re having a baby girl. Finally. [Yeeeah]
  • Kim Kardashian goes back to the 20’s. [EvilBeet]
  • Alicia Silverstone is pregnant. That or she’s gone to hell. [MoeJackson]
  • Brooke Burke has the rare ability to stay hot forever. [Egotastic]
  • Daphne Guinness never called Posh an “ugly pig”.  Ugly cow, maybe. But ugly pig? Never. [Dlisted]
  • Jordan needs to shave her pits for real. [SOW]