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George Lopez Called Kirstie Alley a Pig

Apparently it’s politically incorrect to compare Kirstie Alley to a pig because that’s what George Lopez did when he critiqued Kirstie’s DWTS performance and now he’s getting flak for it. He said, “She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away.”

Lopez added, “Before the show, she went to the market and then she had roast beef.” and then followed that joke up with a commercial featuring an animated pig. George should be ashamed of himself. He’s trying way too hard.

On a more positive note, Alley didn’t let it get to her. Mostly due to her thick, greasy, fat-layered skin. She tweeted, “You are all saying such sweet and complementary things to me… Thank u all so much.. I feel like Cinderella tonight.” I’m actually really impressed. I’ve never visited her Twitter before as I always assumed she just tweeted variations of “nom nom nom nom nom” every hour. I also assumed anything she typed would have a lot of misspellings because her pudgy fingers would hit two keys at a time.

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MMM….carne de cerdo!!! I smell it too!!!

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Her “pig” status notwithstanding…people of “color” can insult white people without repercussions…his problem is he’s not “dark enough.”

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Men who take their wives bodyparts then divorce them are Fuggin Pigs!

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Millions of pigs are writing in, demanding an apology from George.

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Her tweets contain ‘oinks’

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Kristie doesn’t look like a dancing pig. She looks like a runaway Macy’s Day Float!!!!!!!

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