Apparently it’s politically incorrect to compare Kirstie Alley to a pig because that’s what George Lopez did when he critiqued Kirstie’s DWTS performance and now he’s getting flak for it. He said, “She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away.”
Lopez added, “Before the show, she went to the market and then she had roast beef.” and then followed that joke up with a commercial featuring an animated pig. George should be ashamed of himself. He’s trying way too hard.
On a more positive note, Alley didn’t let it get to her. Mostly due to her thick, greasy, fat-layered skin. She tweeted, “You are all saying such sweet and complementary things to me… Thank u all so much.. I feel like Cinderella tonight.” I’m actually really impressed. I’ve never visited her Twitter before as I always assumed she just tweeted variations of “nom nom nom nom nom” every hour. I also assumed anything she typed would have a lot of misspellings because her pudgy fingers would hit two keys at a time.
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