As was reported by “bloggers” at SXSW, someone tried to take a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal at the urinal mid-stream. Jake was there for the premiere of Source Code which kicked off South By Southwest Friday night when he needed to take a leak. Turns out that may have not been the perfect time to take a picture of him because Jake, having done kegel exercises for years, stopped mid-pee, I’m assuming, and threw the would-be photographer up against the wall.
“Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’” Tweeted Cinematical’s Erik Davis.
And JoBlo, who reportedly was in the men’s room when the “fight” occurred, updated, “Guy just tried to take Jake Gyllenhaal’s picture while he was taking a leak. Cops came. Brouhaha ensued.”
In Jake’s defense, I’d have done the same thing. But I’d also have kicked the guy in the balls, slapped him in the face with a urinal cake and finished peeing. Doing that is pretty much a guaranteed ass kicking.
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