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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a New Dress

Jennifer Love Hewitt walked around Beverly Hills yesterday wearing a flowy dress that covered up her enormous hips. That thing shouldn’t even be called a dress. It’s more like a mumu. It’s the only thing that will hide the lumpy mess underneath. Her body looks like yogurt when its poured into an ice cream cone.

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JamieKennedysmellshisfingers
JamieKennedysmellshisfingers
9 years ago

This chick sux so hard
Without the Tiddies and the ridiculous money she made/makes from that waste of a friggen show about a horny angel whore, sheez nuthin!!!!

gitmo'
gitmo'
9 years ago

Are they part of the Weebles? (they wobble, but they don’t fall down) How can normal (?) people carry 75% of their weight below the tits?

The Blemish
9 years ago
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Years and years of practice. And doughnuts.

DavidH
DavidH
9 years ago

That’s the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen, wear that thing should be a crime against humanity xD

That dress looks like my grandma tablecloth.

jethro
jethro
9 years ago

Between her taste in clothes to her taste in men, she has to be the stupidest idiot in Hollywood. That’s the top of the heap.

M.
M.
9 years ago

UGLY dress…….

Fidgetywidget
Fidgetywidget
9 years ago

That’s NOT a dress! Somewhere a circus is missing a tent. Maybe she was hoping the orange monstrosity would distract from her overly meaty arms and legs??

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

It’s like she’s not even trying anymore.

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