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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a New Dress

Jennifer Love Hewitt walked around Beverly Hills yesterday wearing a flowy dress that covered up her enormous hips. That thing shouldn’t even be called a dress. It’s more like a mumu. It’s the only thing that will hide the lumpy mess underneath. Her body looks like yogurt when its poured into an ice cream cone.

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JamieKennedysmellshisfingers
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JamieKennedysmellshisfingers

This chick sux so hard
Without the Tiddies and the ridiculous money she made/makes from that waste of a friggen show about a horny angel whore, sheez nuthin!!!!

gitmo'
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gitmo'

Are they part of the Weebles? (they wobble, but they don’t fall down) How can normal (?) people carry 75% of their weight below the tits?

The Blemish
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Years and years of practice. And doughnuts.

DavidH
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DavidH

That’s the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen, wear that thing should be a crime against humanity xD

That dress looks like my grandma tablecloth.

jethro
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jethro

Between her taste in clothes to her taste in men, she has to be the stupidest idiot in Hollywood. That’s the top of the heap.

M.
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M.

UGLY dress…….

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Fidgetywidget

That’s NOT a dress! Somewhere a circus is missing a tent. Maybe she was hoping the orange monstrosity would distract from her overly meaty arms and legs??

Chewy
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It’s like she’s not even trying anymore.

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