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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a New Dress

Jennifer Love Hewitt walked around Beverly Hills yesterday wearing a flowy dress that covered up her enormous hips. That thing shouldn’t even be called a dress. It’s more like a mumu. It’s the only thing that will hide the lumpy mess underneath. Her body looks like yogurt when its poured into an ice cream cone.

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JamieKennedysmellshisfingers
JamieKennedysmellshisfingers
10 years ago

This chick sux so hard
Without the Tiddies and the ridiculous money she made/makes from that waste of a friggen show about a horny angel whore, sheez nuthin!!!!

gitmo'
gitmo'
10 years ago

Are they part of the Weebles? (they wobble, but they don’t fall down) How can normal (?) people carry 75% of their weight below the tits?

The Blemish
10 years ago
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Years and years of practice. And doughnuts.

DavidH
10 years ago

That’s the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen, wear that thing should be a crime against humanity xD

That dress looks like my grandma tablecloth.

jethro
jethro
10 years ago

Between her taste in clothes to her taste in men, she has to be the stupidest idiot in Hollywood. That’s the top of the heap.

M.
M.
10 years ago

UGLY dress…….

Fidgetywidget
Fidgetywidget
10 years ago

That’s NOT a dress! Somewhere a circus is missing a tent. Maybe she was hoping the orange monstrosity would distract from her overly meaty arms and legs??

Chewy
Chewy
10 years ago

It’s like she’s not even trying anymore.

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