Katie Holmes Explains Those Penis Gummies

A while back, photos were taken of Suri Cruise with a box of penis gummies in her hand. Presumably because the package promised fruity flavored penis gummies. Who wouldn’t want some? Anyway, a few people wondered why Katie Holmes would be giving her kid R. Kelly training candy at such a young age. Katie went on Ellen to explain. In an episode airing Friday, she said:

“Recently, I took [Suri] to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It’s for kids. The clientele is children,” explains the actress, who plays Jackie Kennedy in the new ReelzChannel miniseries The Kennedys. “We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified.”

Continued Holmes sheepishly: “P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren’t Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it.”

Holmes spotted the controversy immediately. “She was holding the box and I was like ‘OK, wow we don’t need that right now.’ Because I thought if I said ‘Put that back,’ and then she’s going to say, ‘What is this?’ And I really didn’t want to have that conversation.”

The Dawson’s Creek alum was upset that Serendipity was even selling such a raunchy treat. “I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I’m giving her those gummies!”

“I was like, ‘Oh my god, no.’ We put them back.”

Tom Cruise later went back and bought a few and stuffed as many penises in his mouth as he could. “Uggmmmmgloarg,” he moaned in ecstasy. Afterward, he opened a box and ate some gummies to cool off. Easy Tom Cruise joke done.

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10 years ago

Why is Katie Holmes spelling the word penis out?? Say it, Katie. You know you want to. Oh yea..just like that…Now say it again, this time..slower..

10 years ago

They reminded her of Tom…

10 years ago


Better delivery of the Tom Cruise joke next time might make it chuckle worthy. You basically just raped that opening.

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10 years ago
Reply to  cirquedelalune

Hey, who let those crickets in?

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