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Kelly Brook Does Max

Kelly Brook’s spread in Max magazine is like one last hurrah before her body starts changing to make room for that parasite growing inside her womb. Pretty soon she’ll be all fat and pregnant. Doctors should find a way to make kids grow outside of the womb. I’m no scientist, but I’ve grown a lima bean inside a plastic bag in first grade once and I’m pretty sure the same principle applies here.

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Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

On the bright side, her boobs will be even HUGER!

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