Khloe Kardashian Confirms She’s Ugly

Khloe Kardashian is in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan where she talks about her husband, her body image and admits she’s the fat, black sheep of the family.

“I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.
“It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off … Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative attention that you are, we couldn’t handle it.’
“If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I’m pregnant. I believe we’re not given any more than we can handle and most of the time I can handle it. But we all have fat days and if I’m having one of those days, those sorts of things make me feel down.”

Kim and Kourtney sound patronizing. They know they won’t ever get that big. It’s like when I tell my friends I envy their puny muscles because, unlike me, they don’t have to buy custom tailored suits to fit their massive biceps. But not only do her sisters patronize her, so do stylists.

“Girls tell me and my sisters, ‘We love your booties,’ Khloe reveals. “Just yesterday a really thin stylist said to me, ‘I wish I had your booty. I don’t have one.'”

Then again, even Kim has insecurities.

Khloe adds, which surprises her. “Kim, who I think is flawless, is always complaining. She complains about cellulite and I tell her, ‘I’ll trade your cellulite for my love handles.'”

The room probably got really quiet when Khloe said that. Awk-ward.