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Kim Kardashian Debuted Her Single ‘Jam’

This is really happening. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today to debut Kim’s new single Jam, which I think is short for “Jam this sharpened pencil in my ear so I don’t have to listen to this terribleness anymore.”

The single, produced by The-Dream, features Kim’s monotone voice digitally enhanced by computers. There’s even one melody that sounds straight ripped from one of Rihanna’s songs. This should have been aborted. It sounds like she’s just talking into the mic. This might as well have been spoken word and at the end they could have added in sounds of fingers snapping to avoid any awkwardness from people who may feel obligated to clap after she finishes singing this.

It’s also amazing how she manages to stretch the song out for nearly 5 minutes. But that’s bound to happen when you repeat “turn me up, turn me up” 16 times at the end.

Seacrest out!

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god/dog
god/dog
9 years ago

Hey! It’s COW-PIG-WHORE!!! Again, not a mythical creature.

Kingkong34
Kingkong34
9 years ago

worst song ever :(

timmy
timmy
9 years ago

with so many talented singers and musicians out there WHY WHY WHY give this autotuned chick any air time at all? She’s famous for a porno and now she’s a multi-millionaire by selling crap to the teeny boppers do we really need for her to do this ?? Don’t pay for a download ( which will allow her to claim a “single in the billboard charts” ) instead just make a donation straight to St. Judes and stop encouraging her to keep trying this sh*t.

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