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Kim Kardashian’s Thighs Are Jiggly and She Has Cellulite

Don’t shoot the messenger. Kim Kardashian said that not me. In the April edition of Self magazine, Kim complains, “Of course I struggle with insecure moments. I wish I didn’t, but I love to eat, especially sweets.” Adding, “my thighs are jiggly and I have cellulite.”

Kim gained weight while filming her new reality show in NYC because she didn’t find the right gym but now she has apparently. Still, she’s not always in the workout mindset so whenever she’s lacking motivation, she repeats the mantra: “Bikini, bikini, bikini.”

Weird because I have the same mantra. But I repeat “bikini, bikini, bikini” outside the women’s dressing room. I haven’t willed it to happen yet unless by “bikini, bikini, bikini” I mean “please knee me in the crotch” which in that case. Success!

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jeffhanson1
jeffhanson1
9 years ago

Those extra pounds are inevitable. She’s got a thick body type (in a good way). That’s just genetics and that’s hard to fight off. Don’t fight nature baby girl!

earofcorn
earofcorn
9 years ago

COW-PIG-WHORE!!!

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

What exactly is the ‘right gym’? You have weights, you have machines. That’s all you need. If they don’t have that, just lipo it. As if she had anything against plastic surgery…

jeffhanson1
jeffhanson1
9 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

Lipo has been shown not to work long term. Eventually the fat returns for the same reasons it collected in the first place. Gastric bypass aka stomach staple is more effective. It prevents the body from being supplied as many calories because you feel full quicker.

The Blemish
9 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

@jeffhanson1 Don’t give Khloe Kardashian any ideas.

Thisgolddiggerneverwentback
Thisgolddiggerneverwentback
9 years ago

Pure hype and 0 talent See Bieber,Perry,Wok head Lovatto

D@VE!!
9 years ago

yeah right. Gone are those good-ol’ days! God, I miss kim when she let herself go. All you fucking name callers and rude snotbags have done made her self-conscious about a sexy soft body and couch potato lifestyle/thighs like she had in, 06, say? Thanks, dirtbags. Now she’ll be a stick forever. Just cause you couldn’t keep your hormones in the ‘polite’ lane. No. Had to be the ‘testosterone’ lane all the way, didn’t it? Now see where we are!!! idiots

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