Kingston Rossdale, 4, son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, is already way cooler than me. That’s because his hobbies include watching cartoons, playing in sand and nailing young tail.
Here he is at the park yesterday scoring some chick’s phone number. Pacific Coast News says the girl approached him and at first he was shy, but eventually got her number. For some reason, they both have iPhones. Gavin was later overheard saying, “That was a big moment…like watching him tie his shoes for the first time.”
Whatever. My dad said that about me when I was four too. When I finally stopped running away from girls shrieking.
What’s up playa! Look at you with your fake tattoo and blase look. A true hipster.