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Kristen Bell Already Married?

That’s the question PEOPLE is asking after Kristen Bell tweeted “My adorable husband, @daxshepard1 voting 4 his favorite american idol. Over and over again.” A rep for Bell says she’s not married and refers to Dax as her “husband” sometimes.

Probably just wishful thinking. What am I saying. They’re getting married for sure. Not like he’ll ever leave her. There’s nowhere to go but down if they split. It’s like if I ever have sex with Scarlett Johansson. I might as well bronze my penis after that.

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Hollywoodkillslove
Hollywoodkillslove
13 years ago

3 years max

Chewy
Chewy
13 years ago

Ehh..maybe longer than that, but she’s gonna get sick of his schtick.