Lindsay Lohan Hates Her Dad Again

The new cast of Celebrity Rehab was announced yesterday and included in the lineup was Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan. Strange considering how he’s been sober for so long. Maybe his addiction isn’t drugs or alcohol. Maybe he’s addicted to loving Lindsay too much. Hahaha. Rimshot. Actually, Michael has anger issues from his mother not hugging him enough.

Regardless, soon after Michael’s participation was announced, Lindsay issued this statement which may or may not be related.

“I am sorry that my father has continually chosen to speak publicly about our relationship, my mother, my siblings, and my professional team,” Lindsay told in her exclusive statement.

“I am working through my recovery day-by-day and find his public media bouts unnecessary and damaging.”

Michael always somehow sneaks onto Lindsay’s coattails. No wonder this family is screwed up. I’m surprised her little sister and brother aren’t digging food out of trash cans right now because their parents are too busy attention whoring to take care of them.

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13 years ago

One day when Blohan is driving through the corridors of Malibu she will see a grand billboard picture of Papa Lohan smiling back at the universe- ‘I couldn’t have done it without riding my daughter’s coat tails.’

Why settle for your daughter being a media whore, when you can be one too?