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Lindsay Lohan’s Devastating Probation Report Revealed?

Last week TMZ ran a rumor that Lindsay Lohan’s probation report was so damning that any judge who read it would send her to prison immediately. Now TMZ may have revealed what was in that shocking report.

Sources say Lindsay told her probation officer that — wait for it — she’s been drinking Kombucha tea which — keep waiting for it — contains 0.5% or less alcohol. Quick, catch that lady. She’s fainting from the shock!

The L.A. County Probation Department has added that to the list of reasons the judge should violate her probation and give her prison time.

What a slap to the face of justice. A blatant violation of her probation. No wonder the probation department is gunning for her. They won’t let Lindsay Lohan get away with making a mockery of the court by getting drunk off that devil juice. Throw the book at her. Case closed.

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jodi
jodi
13 years ago

This is a complete waste of tax dolars……………Lilo is going to benifit from the publicity ad she should. Putting her in jail because a store wanted to get famous off herr like her father, is a total waste of taxes and this state is in the hole up to their eyebrows.

Rottingragdoll
Rottingragdoll
13 years ago

I wish I could talk to her….tell her not to give up and be strong because she is so much better than this I believe her life will get better soon when  she finds the true Lindsay inside it takes time and it’s hard only she knows whats inside…
I’m just saying this hoping she overcomes this struggle in her life why come this far and then give in? why put her down wanting change instead of encouraging her to do right? 

Getwhatshedeserves
Getwhatshedeserves
13 years ago

Firstly the judge isn’t violating her probation. Lohan has violated her probation and the judge would be revoking probation. Secondly she needs to experience the consequences of her behavior and be sent to prison in Gen. Pop.

ur momZzzzz
ur momZzzzz
13 years ago

lol well poor lindsay, looks like she is sportin a brand new designer handbag along w her mother rockin a Hermes Birkin bag, yes, this is what they blow their last bit of cash on. Keep giving them the attention they crave so they can buy more useless designer crap to pretend they are status symbols.