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Megan Fox Is Naturally Skinny

Megan Fox has received a little criticism ever since her Armani ad came out. Some people (*cough*fatties*cough) thought she was “too skinny” and may have an eating disorder. Well, HollywoodLife wanted to find out the truth and went straight to the source. But Megan was busy so they did the next best thing and went to her trainer Harley Pasternak.

Harley says Megan just has a fast metabolism and that it’s actually very difficult for her to gain weight. When asked, he said, “Do I worry about Megan getting too skinny? Yeah!” Aha, proof! Straight from the mouth of her employee.

Due to her fast metabolism, Harley says her training mostly revolves around body toning and sculpting. “She gets frustrated at times because she’s like ‘I need to put on weight.’ So she actually weight-trains to keep on that lean muscle.”

When Megan Fox says she puts on weight, I like to imagine she says it ironically and only when a fat girl is nearby and then right after, Fox and her trainer giggle to each other while the fatty shuffles off with her self-esteem shattered into a million bacon shaped pieces.

 

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Mark
Mark
9 years ago

I nearly spat the food out of my mouth while reading the second sentence

The Blemish
9 years ago
Reply to  Mark

If you did spit it out, I hope you would have picked it up and put it back in your mouth because there are starving kids in Africa. So I’m told.

PunkA
PunkA
9 years ago

All I know is that I could fatten her up really fast with the amount of cum I would drop in her on a daily basis. Protein builds lean muscle, ya know. Apparently, Mr. 90210 is not up to that task. The limp dick

loser
loser
9 years ago

She needs to be “lick started”

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