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Mike Myers Secretly Married Kelly Tisdale

Mike Myers has constantly been dogged by gay rumors. Probably because he looks goofy and acts fanciful. Although that sounds more like an insult to the gay community than anything else.

Well, let those gay rumors end and beard/post-op rumors begin as Page Six reports Myers secretly married his long time girlfriend Kelly Tisdale, Moby’s ex, five months ago in a private ceremony.

“International Man of Mystery” Myers, 47, and the 30-something Tisdale began dating in 2006, shortly after Myers split from his first wife, comedy writer and actress Robin Ruzan, after a 12-year marriage.
Tisdale dated musician and producer Moby in the 1990s, and they co-founded Lower East Side hipster cafe Teany.
Myers and Tisdale were outed in 2006 when they were spotted vacationing together in Hawaii. They’ve since lived at his shagadelic digs in SoHo. Tisdale confirmed the relationship to the National Enquirer at the time, saying, “We’re actually surprised you guys didn’t find out about us sooner.” We’re surprised we didn’t find out about the wedding sooner.

Can things be considered secret if nobody cares about it or goes out of their way to hide it? That’s like saying I secretly ate a pastrami sandwich when in reality I ate a pastrami sandwich by myself because I have no friends and no one cares about me. You know what? I don’t want to talk about it.

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Well, I was surfing info on the long rumored Austin Powers 4 for my kid when this cross-referenced (I like your site by the way, glad to find it!), and I’ll just say that those other rumors have been around for so very long, well, hm. Not that it really matters who Mike shags as long as he’s funny as hell, and so, congrats to either true love or a well-timed PR stunt. Groovy, Baby!

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Well, I was surfing info on the long rumored Austin Powers 4 for my kid when this cross-referenced (I like your site by the way, glad to find it!), and I’ll just say that those other rumors have been around for so very long, well, hm. Not that it really matters who Mike shags as long as he’s funny as hell, and so, congrats to either true love or a well-timed PR stunt. Groovy, Baby!

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