Ever since hanging out with Kings of Leon’s Jared Followill, 24, at the MTV EMA’s in November, Miley Cyrus has been sending him flirty text messages to keep him interested. Naturally, Jared loves this and shows all the texts to his friends because what good is being a rockstar when you can’t brag to your friends you’re about to bang a famous 18-year-old?
“She often sends him coy text messages. So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending.”
He’s such a fan, in fact, he’s been bragging to his friends about her texts! “Jared loves showing off his texts from Miley,” laughs our insider. “He thinks she’s very pretty and is excited she’s still flirting with him.”
Does anyone want to see what Miley considers flirty? That was a rhetorical question by the way. No one wants to see that. A sext from her would be like watching a gremlin strip for you and then hearing “hyuck hyuck” at the end when she finally takes off her panties.
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