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Renee Zellweger Is Doing Fine

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper split just last week but she’s already bounced back. She hit up a friend’s birthday party at La Esquina restaurant Saturday wearing “a skin-tight black dress and amazing lace-up shoes.”

An eyewitness, probably her publicist, said, “she looked smokin’ hot.” They continued, “at one point, three waiters came up to see if the table needed anything because they wanted to check out Renee.”

Yep, that definitely sounds like her publicist. By that same token, the waiters at every restaurant I go to must be checking me out because they come over to my table about four maybe five times asking if I need anything else. My goodness. I must be so attractive. That’s not sarcasm by the way.

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xlax
xlax
9 years ago

She looks constipated.

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago
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I…really can’t describe that face. It’s like the Botox won’t let her smile.

Sendthatboxoutforrepair
Sendthatboxoutforrepair
9 years ago

No one stays with this chick

The Blemish
9 years ago

Who can blame them? I think the novelty of seeing if her face gets more sucked in when you feed her sour patches wears off pretty quickly.

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