Ryan Phillippe Might Have Knocked a Girl Up

Model/actress (read: unemployed) Alexis Knapp may be in her second trimester with Ryan Phillippe’s baby. His third if this rumor is to be believed. Ryan already has two with his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon.

Sources say Alexis has “been telling people he is the father.” A second source claims “Ryan doesn’t know if he is the dad. If he is, he will take full responsibility for the child.”

Yet another source says the two had been together for a while before Ryan met Amanda Seyfried and at one point they were pretty serious.

Aw, god dammit. You have unprotected sex with one girl multiple times and she gets pregnant? What is this world coming to. No worries. One little push from Ryan will solve this little problem. Heh heh heh. Er, metaphorically, of course.

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13 years ago

Shoulda used a condom son. Or two of them, like Mark Wahlberg.

The Blemish
13 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

Condoms. Not bags.

Just kidding. Mark Wahlberg’s wife is not ugly.

13 years ago

The world needs more ignored children well done Smegmoid..