Victoria Justice is an MMA fighter now. Sort of. Actually it’s two chicks in sports bras chasing each other around. This should really be an Olympic sport.

  • Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson are dating now? This means more nudes, right? [Celebuzz]
  • Tom Cruise still talks to his son. [Lainey]
  • Finally, someone is selling padded bikini tops for 8-year-olds. [Bossip]
  • Prince William’s stag party was full of dudes, liquor and porn? I hope not. I thought stag parties were supposed to be a little different than Friday nights. [Celebitchy]
  • Selena Gomez vs Victoria Jackson. Who ya got? Uh, Victoria Jackson. [MoeJackson]
  • The perfect view of Doutzen Kroes. [GCeleb]
  • Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton? Does Paris know Lil Wayne is black? Oh, they bonded over their jail time, you say. [Evil Beet]
  • Now that Gilbert Gottfried isn’t the voice of the Aflac Duck, who’ll take his place? [Popeater]
  • What the hell is Gwen Stefani’s kid wearing? [Dlisted]
  • Eva Amurri gets busty in Maxim. [Yeeeah]