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Benicio del Toro Impregnated Kimberly Stewart

From out of left field, Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, is pregnant with Benicio del Toro’s child. It’s said that no one even knew they were dating. Probably because they weren’t.

“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”

That is to say in eight months a baby will mumble its way out of Kimberly Stewart’s vagina. When doctors spank it to get it to breathe, the only sound it’ll make is “mmmmllhphphr”.

Question. How does Benicio del Toro still pull tail looking like that? Is it drugs? If so, how much does it take because it seems like it would be a lot.

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Whatever
Whatever
9 years ago

These women are lying when they say money and fame has nothing to do with it. He looks like a wasted, possibly homeless Mexican all the time.

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

Man, this guy looks homeless and has nailed ScarJo and tons of other hot hot women. So, I guess the secret is to look homeless and be a rich Hollywood actor.

Piggly Winks
9 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

An Oscar trumps looks everytime.

Ar
Ar
9 years ago

Kimberly is a hoe. They had a one night stand. Blame it on the alcohol.

Emat1971
Emat1971
9 years ago
Reply to  Ar

Oh there is NO QUESTION that it was one night and not a relationship.

shitmo'
shitmo'
9 years ago

Actresses are all whores and the rich bitches are whores. All the chicks he’s nailed probably were wasted and thought they were fucking the yard guy.

Bianca Sidney
Bianca Sidney
9 years ago
Reply to  shitmo'

no not all!

Bianca Sidney
Bianca Sidney
9 years ago

How rude and disrespectful is this blog!?!

Sbritt027
Sbritt027
9 years ago
Reply to  Bianca Sidney

Very rude and disrespectful… Are we also talkin about the elevator incident when we say scarlet johanson? Cause if that’s true.. Benicio already stated in other reports.. It’s false! And shoot! I’d do him.. Lol and no I’m not a druggie or alcoholic or even a whore! He’s a very attractive man…. And not because he’s rich either! Just in case you were wondering.. Oh ya.. I’m not ugly either! :D or old.. I’m 29 ! :D

Emat1971
Emat1971
9 years ago

Men, not ALL women feel this way of course but I am telling ya, there is something strangely hot about del Toro.  It’s a certain something but I can ABSOLUTELY see how he gets laid. 

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