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Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage Again

Charlie Sheen took his terrible Violent Torpedo of Rambling tour to New York the other night where he was booed. Again. The show started off with a standing ovation but people soon grew tired of him rehashing his hooker story and begging for his job back.

“This gorgeous yet overpaid [woman]…followed me up to my room. Maybe I invited her but it’s my story,” Sheen said during the show. “Next thing I know, I’m naked taking Ambien and attacking the cops. Ambien, the devil’s aspirin…Next thing I know, she locked herself in the bathroom with my watch and my wallet. Did I throw a chair at the door? Yes. I just wanted my $375,000 watch back.”

Then it was on to Two and a Half Men, where Sheen explained: “I didn’t quit. I gave you guys almost a decade of bitching entertainment and they fired me.” To which he added, “Of course I want my job back.”

While he skipped taking shots at the show’s head honcho, Chuck Lorre, Sheen joked about another former boss, Oliver Stone, who directed him in Wall Street and Platoon.

“I’ll buy an Academy Award from Oliver Stone ’cause he’s now broke,” Sheen said. “His movies now suck! Anyone seen Wall Street 2?”

Not even that joke could get the audience to stick around, however, as some attendees reportedly booed and walked out of the venue before the show ended.

Newsflash. Touring is five times harder than standing on a set and reading lines off a script. Is it any wonder the guy wants his job back? Compared to the millions he was making, Charlie won’t even be able to wipe his ass with the money from these shows. It’s like if you were fired from your job and you ended up blowing dudes in an alley for $5.

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gitmo'
gitmo'
9 years ago

HA HA, SAY IT WITH ME…SUICIDE ! SUICIDE ! SUICIDE !

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

Hey Carlos, either come up with some new catch phrases or just find some other sitcom, say your lines and milk it for the syndication money. That’s all your good for.

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