Cindy Crawford Has a Sex House

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber have a difficult time finding alone time what with their stupid nosey kids so they sneak off to their guesthouse for sex. There’s no foreplay either because there’s no time for that. This is a life and death situation.

“Sometimes we don’t bother with the candle light. Sometimes you just have to do it! You know, you’re in a time crunch. You don’t want the kids walking in, that happened to us not that long ago.”
Although they have been caught in the act by their children, Cindy doesn’t get embarrassed and says her kids are now aware that she and Randy need quality time together.
Cindy explained to US TV show ‘Access Hollywood’: “We had our door locked and we never lock our door lock and our daughter comes… She’s like, ‘What are you doing in there?’ I said, ‘You know what, Daddy and I are spending some time together,’ and then she was like, ‘Oh God! I don’t want to hear that!’
“Now, she knows if the door is closed and locked, don’t [try to come in].”

Damn kids. If they’re not whining about food, they’re calling the cops because you tied them to their bed so they can’t barge in the room while you have sex in your sex house. Honestly, kids these days.

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9 years ago

Another celeb with plastic surgery. Why can’t we let celebs age gracefully? Susan Sarandon and Helen Mirren are super hot, and THEY didn’t need plastic surgery.

9 years ago
Reply to  Chewy

…but do they have artificial boobs like every other non-celeb Californian seems to have?

9 years ago

I stood next to her at the airport in Cincinnati about 8 weeks ago. She looked amazing in person. And natural. Saw no real signs up close of any surgery. If given the chance, I would throw down with her any day. She is simply gorgeous.

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