Emma Watson Heckled at College

Before Emma Watson dropped out of Brown to “finish my work on ‘Harry Potter’ and to focus on my other professional and acting projects,” she was attending classes regularly and even participating. Although I don’t see why anyone would continue doing so when a bunch of douchebags heckle you.

According to the NYDN, Watson would often “answer something in class and get it right.” This sign of understanding was apparently a signal for the other students to shot out Harry Potter quotes like “Three points for Gryffindor!” Wow. So clever.

I’m sure afterward their bros gave them bro-fives and bro-hugs and then had sex with each other as part of some frat bonding experience. “Yeah, bro! You totally got that girl we’ve never met before and who actually knew what she was talking about. Now let’s see who can keep a penis in their mouth the longest! Pledges assemble!”