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Eva Longoria Pimps Her Cookbook With Cleavage

Eva Longoria hit up David Letterman in half a tuxedo last night. The entire interview was just her flashing side boob and pretending her button accidentally came undone on her shirt. This was less about cooking and more about her giving me an erection. *Golf clap* Oh and you can’t forget the braying laugh either. Calm down, woman.

And what’s with her recipes anyway. When asked what she’d make if guests were to come over, she said tortilla soup and guacamole. You know. Since guac is so hard to make. Eva even gave her super secret recipe for guac which included avocados, onions, cilantro and tomatoes. My god. Restaurants like El Torito better prepare for the guacamole revolution. Eva just gave it all up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv2d7-kTPU4&feature=player_embedded

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Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

You KNOW Eva doesn’t make anything. Probably her live-in housekeeper who does the cooking. I can’t imagine her lifting a finger to do anything for herself.

E B
E B
9 years ago

The recipes in the book are great! I bought the book, and I highly recommend it.

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