A Lady Gaga Fan Turned Out to be a Real Little Monster

A 20-year-old Oklahoma City woman named Angelina Barnes was charged with animal cruelty after mutilating the family cat. Why did she mutilate the cat and what does this have to do with Lady Gaga? I’m glad you asked. Barnes used the cat blood as face paint for the Lady Gaga concert she was going to that night. Barnes even duct taped the light switches so her relatives wouldn’t be able to turn on the light. Presumably to prevent them from discovering she’s completely insane.

The court affidavit says Barnes was found in an outfit she planned to wear to the Lady Gaga concert; a long coat and streaks of what turned out to be cat blood on her face.

“This person [Barnes’ relative] became very afraid that the suspect was going to try to do harm to her,” MSgt. Knight said.

Records show Barnes then asked for help and was taken to the hospital where she threatened a male nurse with a piece of glass.

Back at home, investigators found purple hair dye and blood all over the bathroom along with the cat that had been drowned; sliced down the belly, eyes mutilated, the cat’s liver was found in a makeup case on counter.

Maybe this was just an elaborate art piece that went to far. You know how those hipsters get. Sometimes they get so excited making a commentary about modern society that, before you know it, they’ve drowned a cat in a bathtub and sliced it open only to use the blood from its liver as makeup.

  • Nate Fanfare

    Like Dr. Dre? Or Dr. Teeth? Or Dr. John?

  • Atomic Rat

    Why do the squirrels who make a bunch of money for doing basically nothing then have to turn into some spiritual quackery bullshit like this? And women are the fucking worst.

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