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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 120 Days in Jail
In spectacular Good Friday news, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating probation. She’s on her way there right now to be booked. Afterward, she can post bail. She has also been ordered to complete 480 hours of community service, 360 of which must be performed at the Downtown Women’s center and the remaining 120 at the LA County Morgue. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.
Granted, with good behavior and overcrowding, the four month sentence will probably be reduced to two weeks. At least it’s a start. They should just give Lindsay a Fast Pass for that place.
AS IF…
This is a Good Friday indeed. Finally, a celebrity gets punished in LA. And if she loses at her trial? Even more time.
Not to be a hater, but it’s about time she does hard time. Maybe it’ll change her ways.
She was offered Dancing with the lesbo for doe and blow gig and had scheduling issues..oh linds
Bout time.