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Lindsay Lohan to Audition for ‘Superman’

Radar claims Lindsay Lohan will read for a role in the upcoming Superman reboot sometime in the near future. A source says, “Lindsay plans to return from New York on Wednesday and meet with producers and read with an actor who is up for the role of Lex Luther.” *Checks date* Hey, Radar. Wasn’t this supposed to be published April 1st?

Lindsay allegedly wanted the role of Lois Lane but it wasn’t hard for Amy Adams to beat her out for it. Which was total bullsh*t. What does that Oscar nominated actress have that the un-insurable thief, Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t?

Lindsay’s friend Nathan Folks says a role in the Superman movie is a dream of hers. Granted, any paying job right now is a dream of Lindsay’s. Someone could ask her to do a Captain Crunch commercial and she’d start pinching herself because she’d think she was dreaming.

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Laura
12 years ago

nice creeper in the background.

Americanscum4trainwrex
Americanscum4trainwrex
12 years ago

She can comeback
the same way a michael jackson jacking pop goddess beater can be # 1 on the pop charts..

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

Makes sense, since there are probably cokeheads in Metropolis also.

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

lol. lois lane. you just can’t stay out of trouble.

Billsmls
Billsmls
12 years ago

Lindsay has her own Sam Lufti . . . his name is Nathan Folks.