Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen showed so much promise before they turned 18. Now they scare me and I’m genuinely baffled by how they have a multi-million dollar fashion empire. Girls want to dress like this? They look like a couple of old, rich, eccentric white women. I’m half expecting them to offer me some tea from their ivory carved teapot.
Dumb and dumberer. Or haggard and haggarder. Take your choice.
So Vapid So Rich So the formula for child fame
well done witches of Rx + Tiny Tini shakenville