While performing in, er, somewhere, Nicki Minaj brought Steve Nash on stage and gave him a depressingly dull lap dance. The type you get from the day shift at a strip club. You can’t even label this a lap dance. There wasn’t even contact.
Not only that, but they thought Nash was going to feel her up so to prevent him from molesting this rainbow bride of Frankenstein, two dancers held his arms and played it off like it was part of the act.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N-4rI4A_ZA&feature=player_embedded
This was lame. So was the one she gave to Chris Paul. This is like a lap dance you’d get at Charlie’s Chocolate Factory.
Steve Nash was probably thinking about why Phoenix sucked this year during that pathetic excuse for a lap dance.