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Obama Released His Birth Certificate

Conceding to the whackos who believe he wasn’t born in the US, Obama held a press conference this morning to end this “sideshow circus” once and for all by busting out his long form birth certificate. This, of course, means nothing to the crazies who’ll just say “fake” and “I can see the pixels” and “I can tell because I’ve seen a lot of ‘shops in my time.” Speaking of which, Donald Trump felt the need to continue his attention whoring taking credit for making this happen.

“Today I’m very proud of myself, because I’ve accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true. … But he should have done it a long time ago.”

Aw, isn’t he precious. He thinks he was the impetus for this. His ego must be magnified by ten. I bet he even has a little toupee ready for when it starts shouting “you’re fired!”

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RichFromNY
RichFromNY
12 years ago

so if Trump hadn’t been going in front of every camera possible saying the certificate should be produced Obama would’ve still held this press conference to show everyone the birth certificate? that’s what you’re saying when you say “Aw, isn’t he precious. He thinks he was the impetus for this”

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

yet none of the founding fathers were born here in america. and several american presidents after the founnding fathers were born here. its just another white thing to remind every minority including the native people . . . that you’ll never be good enough. isn’t that right trump!

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

I agree. They’ll always find something else on Obama.

Just like the post says, this isn’t going to appease anybody. They’ll say it’s fake, etc. etc. Those racists just can’t accept that there’s a black president.

Lyndensmith28
Lyndensmith28
12 years ago

how sad you have to see every thing in race. Liberals put out Bush’s grades in 04, better than Kerry’s. Where’s Obama’s, why did he wait two years to release it just adding fuel to this fire. Your really short the ol’ thinkie parts! Hope-Change right? You fell for that… all it takes to get your vote are two positive words that are less than 6 letters. Liberals…………yawn.

RacistMonkey
RacistMonkey
12 years ago

Oh, please. We all know that he is black now. Can we just get over it so those like him can continue to steal welfare and social security from
The working whites?