Conceding to the whackos who believe he wasn’t born in the US, Obama held a press conference this morning to end this “sideshow circus” once and for all by busting out his long form birth certificate. This, of course, means nothing to the crazies who’ll just say “fake” and “I can see the pixels” and “I can tell because I’ve seen a lot of ‘shops in my time.” Speaking of which, Donald Trump felt the need to continue his attention whoring taking credit for making this happen.
“Today I’m very proud of myself, because I’ve accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true. … But he should have done it a long time ago.”
Aw, isn’t he precious. He thinks he was the impetus for this. His ego must be magnified by ten. I bet he even has a little toupee ready for when it starts shouting “you’re fired!”
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