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Prince William and Kate Middleton Married

I don’t know if you heard but there was a Royal Wedding this morning. I had the live stream on while I was sleeping so I could absorb all the festivities through osmosis. It didn’t quite work out as planned but the 500 degree heat in my room did cause me to wake up every few hours to random guys giving long speeches. It sort of reminded me of college. Did this thing really run for 5 hours? If I was at this wedding, I’d be looking at the minister or whoever and tapping my watch impatiently. And if I was a chick, I’d also be covering my ears like the bridesmaid up top and also shouting, “No, no, no, no, no!”

Anyway, I missed their “first” kiss. It was quick and not as dirty as I’d hoped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Od_3uqS5fI&feature=player_embedded

This is probably exactly how Prince William kisses his grandmother. I would have gone all out. The entire bottom half of Kate Middleton’s face would have been in my mouth. Ceremony video under the cut.

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That kid is hearing the last tight fart that will ever come out of Kate’s ass…roll over, my queen.

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Now the real Kate’s comin’ out and it ain’t gonna be pretty. Good luck Prince Willie.

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Time to push out the pups

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